Fic: Bed's for Sissies, or Five times House and Wilson annoyed the guy downstairs (and one they didn't)
Author: Stickpegasus
Rating: Adult
Spoilers for Epic Fail.

Part 1 is here
Part 2 is here


( iii. in the kitchen )

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Series: Torchwood Unending
Fic: And I Fall Past the Heavens
Fandom: Torchwood
Author: Swift tales,
Category: Season 3 Fix-it, Angst, Romance,
Pairing/characters: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, mentions of Martha, the Doctor and the Master in future chapters
Rating: NC-17, definitely
Spoilers: Basically the whole of Children of Earth and definitely mentions things from the first two seasons
Summary: Jack leaves the Earth behind because it's too small. The Universe, on the other hand, is as big as you get and has all the ingredients Jack needs to loose himself. But some things you can't forget or run away from.
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or Ianto or anything really. *pouts*
Notes: This is the first arc of a three-arc series. The first arc is completely written (except for the last chapter), but the other two I haven't even started on yet and I don't know when they'll be written (A friendly warning for people who don't like WIPs). I will however, post on a regular basis, once a week on Saturday.

Chapter 1

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Title: How Not To Be Boring, Part 89/90
Author: FourLeggedFish
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Wordcount: ~7200 in 2 parts
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I collected thirty-thousand cereal box tops, but they wouldn't let me redeem them for House MD. Now I have Cheerios coming out of my ears.
Summary: The tentative diagnosis, amongst other things
Comments are like House and Wilson snogging on the actual TV show; I need these things in order to survive.

Previous sections here at ff.net

NEW STUFF HERE!!

Summary: House wakes up one night to find Wilson in his bedroom after Wilson has a nightmare. Friendship and pre-slash.
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 1,183
Warning: Spoiler for Season 5 episodes "House's Head" and "Wilson's Heart".
Disclaimer: I'm weird, not crazy.

This way to my Journal...

GY's interview with David Foster, who wrote the 'Wilson' ep. script:

http://brizzly.com/pic/JMZ

( or here )

Thanks to Celebutopia

Thanks to http://cottoncandy.forumfree.it/?t=43036400&st=15#entry362860943

Hi!
I had lots of free time to draw, because I have had like four days off including this weekend.
Yay for the turkey day :3!

(A bunch of the.... House/Wilson stuff. NC-17..NSFW)
(Vampire!Wilson and House for Geelady..)
(Houo aka House/Bouo...)

First off please don’t jump on me about the following thoughts/speculation…
Sorry if these ideas have ever been brought up before (If they have I haven’t seen them)

( Cut for episode spoilers and possible series spoilers... )( Read more... )

• 08:21 Feeling a bit like Mike Rowe after trudging through a trough of animal poo. #
• 13:58 @lfactor wish I could watch it with you. :( #
• 21:32 yeah, i'm a bit late. Tiger Woods Car Crash news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/golf/8383782.stm #
• 21:40 Bought a 6 bottle wine cooler at Home Depot for $48! #BlackFriday #

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Wrote this at one in the morning in response to an on-the-spot prompt via a viewer's request at zer03908's LJ site in the Comments....


Bo-ou-pa-DO!

Pairing: H/Bouo, H/W

Summary: Kissing all around.

Rating: General-ly silly.

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He's kissing his ball.
Scratch that. Didn't mean to imply that House is a contortionist. Or a nudist.
He's kissing his red and green ball. It must be fuzzy. They match.
"House, can you quit with the oral fixation for a minute and listen to me?"
He stops sucking face with the inanimate object and, lifting his mouth from the fuzz, looks at me. "Wha-a-t!? Can't you see I'm thinking?"
"I've been trying to talk to you for days."
"What's stopped you?"
I try to think of something that will shock him, throw a wrench in his works, sabotage that razor mind and grind it to a temporary frozen-in-its tracks halt. Something clever yet suave and subtle...What would Alan Alda say?
Fuck it! "Lust."
House stares at me with eyes getting rounder with every step I take toward him.
Just call him Snowman. Frozen by me.
Cool.
I reach him. "Forget the damn ball." And remove the object of affection from his hands, laying my palms on either side of Mister Scratchy.
"I'm a way better kisser."